Saturday, April 5, 2008

31 days left...

Okay. I have exactly one month left.

I finished boxing the most important stuff that I want to pass on to my beloved little sis or my parents, and I've added the appropriate suicide notes in each box, so that's done. Of course I locked up these boxes in my closet and carry the key with me wherever I go since my mom or anyone else coming into my appartment could find them otherwise.

Next on my to-do list is to get depressed.

That's right, I am going to do my best to depress myself, to get my mood as low as humanly possible, cause that's the only way I'll be able to get it over with in 30 days without having moral objections of my own.

Let the crying commence. ^^

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

so even though this is fake.... theoretically, why would anyone want to kill themselves if they weren't depressed already? I suppose this is some sort of complex satire of real net-suicidal people? HOW is this saving lives?? this is bullshit.

-not impressed

Anonymous said...

"so even though this is fake.... theoretically, why would anyone want to kill themselves if they weren't depressed already? I suppose this is some sort of complex satire of real net-suicidal people? HOW is this saving lives?? this is bullshit."

Read the first few entries for why she says she wants to kill herself.

As for saving lives, various people have emailed them saying that they changed their minds about wanting to commit suicide because of seeing this satirical blog.

Anonymous said...

so... they'll stop wanting to kill themselves because they see how stupid they seem? still not getting it. Maybe I just don't know enough about suicide internet culture to "get it." I can deal with that.

Is this a campaign to stop suicide, or fake blogging about suicide?

-n i

Jessica S said...
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barbisle said...

how selfish can you be? God gave you the gift of life.. and you throw it back in His face? ever stop and think about the truly sick/especially little kids who dont have the option of living?

Anonymous said...

jeah, dont waste ur live, remember, u only have one life, enjoy the time that was given to u and do ur best, ur a pretty girl, and if this is a joke ur really stupid because this isnt funny, either 4 u nor 4 me

wtfhaxlolam94 said...

u shouldnt kill yourself your a beautiful women and must be talented u must not look at life from a pessimistic point of view things like this happen to people everyday you must not kill yourself life isnt fair and unfortunately we must deal with it

Anonymous said...

hm.. i dont know if this is fake or not, stile planning your own suicide just sounds depressing itself.
i myself have gone thru alot of things (that dosent matter anyways)
my point is, life is like a roller coster it goes up and down. and at the end you want to do it again.
so if you stop your roller coster trip u wont know the exsperience the rest of it.

i myself think your a realy beautyfull girl, i would honostly take my chances if i had it.

well anyways enjoy your eclips ;)

Anonymous said...

I like cake.

DantX said...

go and /suicide. GG

You're hot but.. Nobody cares about you death.. my dog is + important for me than you .. go ahead DIEEEE






you're pro.. or you're noob
That's life

Anonymous said...

ya i know how does this save lives again? FUCK THIS

Anonymous said...

please DIE now!

I know you. I see you in the streets some days. My eyes on you. You don't look like suicide type but who knows hah!

If you won't kill your self when the time is come I will kill you. Everybody knows about your blog and suicide shit. So they don't need any suspect. Everybody know your done it yourself. 1 bullet into your head. fast way.. Think about it.

I am serious lady, not furious...

Anonymous said...

I've been there, I've gone through that. And im on -many days now. When the time will come you'll figure out how precious life is, and above all things, man's greatest fear. The Fear of the Unknown...

Anonymous said...

if u really wanted to kill yourself you would have done it already
piss off!


a Greek bastard

Anonymous said...

and if u really wanna do it
get on drugs asap
death must be illusional



That Greek bastard again!

Anonymous said...

This satire is great for my suicidal point of view! I love the sarcasm and the exaggeration of a life that's all relative to mine, and nope, there's nothing like it on tv either! For me, it's all about feeling involved, connected somehow.. I just don't understand how it is happening, but I get a sensation, in seeing how this character has been evolving, that I'm really being reached out to here. Fuck Yes! to all of this.. and then some! GREAT BLOG.

Anonymous said...

......she is kinda cute though


http://www.YourFreeVideoiPods.com/index.php?ref=4907332

Anonymous said...

It's sad to see people cheering for other people to die. And it's even sadder to see no one taking note on it.

Those people who are cheering seriously piss me off. Before you cheer others on, how about trying it on YOUR OWN LIFE!

Death is easy, it's living that's hard. Those who are cheering have no idea how hard it was not just on yourself, but your parents.

Now that I know of this, I will check up on this and hopefully change your world Tania.

Jono

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAH SUICIDAL TEENS HAHAHA OHOHOHOHOH STOP MAKING BLOGS PLZ AND KILL YOUR SELF'S RIGHT NOW ITS BETTER THAT WAY HAHAHAHA LOLOL OHOHOHOHOHHO

Anonymous said...

Hi Lady,

Suspicious boxes over there, so anyone could open one and find your notes!

Panic!

Suicide song 4 today:

- Fugees

Oh la la la

Sincerely Yours,

40.001 Admirer,

NoReplyBox

Anonymous said...

oh its fake, dont joke its not a good thing to do, think or say

Anonymous said...

i would like to fuck u before u die is that possible?=D

Anonymous said...

go back to tania's blog and on the right side of the page towards the bottom in red letters it says "suicide isn't sexy". CLICK IT! it tells you all about how this blog is completely fake. here is what it says:
"suicide blogger '90 day jane' recently caught a lot of viewer's attention. she started blogging anonymously about her last 90 days in a similar way demonstrated on our site. even though the '90 day jane' blog turned out to be fiction and was recently removed, it has inspired a wave of suicide blogging. based on the '90 day jane' blog, tania's fictional blog exaggerates certain aspects to offer a more critical look at this disturbing trend."

FAKE FAKE FAKE! you should really go kill yourself bitch.